Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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