I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
