So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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