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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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