Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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