Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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