I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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