people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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