The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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