Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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