Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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