sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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