After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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