So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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