i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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