The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
me + whiskey = a bad person
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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