How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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