Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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