oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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