upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
NoShamevember. You game?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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