I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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