Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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