I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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