Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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