Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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