That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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