I don't remember. Are we still dating?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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