So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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