Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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