I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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