No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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