You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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