My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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