I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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