just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
splinters make it hard to masturbate
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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