Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun