Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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