Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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