i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my being single is dangerous.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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