If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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