I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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