I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
