Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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