i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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