that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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