i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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