Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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