I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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