"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize