I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just gargled with NyQuil
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