Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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