glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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