Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Randomize