I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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