We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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