First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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