do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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